Your Mind Is Your Strongest Muscle - Yes!! even stronger than your cock boys! In order to get to know me, you will have to engage and be patient - which most cannot do! A few things to know: 1. If you send a message saying "nice titties", "nice big boobs", "how big is them tits" (yes the english is horrible but that is how it gets sent to me) "can i fuck them", or anything along that line as a HELLO, i will ignore you. 2. if you would walk up to a stranger, in public, whip your cock out and stroke it while saying "nice titties" then that explains a lot about what the hell is wrong with society......here is a tip....the above statement would not result in you getting laid...trust me! BE HUMAN AND REMEMBER OTHER HUMANS ARE WHO YOU ARE INTERACTING WITH! 3. I do not tolerate being treated like a piece of meat, yes I am married, no that does not mean I'm a sure bet to fuck! IF I decide to become friends with you, that is ONLY because you have had the common decency to remember we are all humans on this site. 4. DO NOT SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST IF WE HAVE NOT HAD A CONVERSATION! READ THAT AGAIN BOYS!! I will delete the request I promise, without remorse! YES, I am married YES, He knows I chat READ THAT AGAIN BOYS it says I CHAT NO, i will not meet you on the down low, NO, I will not call you mmmmmm oh fuck baby i don't care how close you are to cumming, all you care about is getting off...its very clear to see! NO I will not meet you so you can "play with them and get off" if you think that is a mutual fun time....do not EVER fucking contact me!! Unsolicited cock pics: yes boys we know you have one, yes we know you're proud of it, but if i haven't asked to see it...Don't send it!! being pushy is NOT a turn on! Being a Jackass is not hot, you're a bully and need to not contact me! Being Pushy and Rude will not get you where you think it will, wait...if you think it will land you on my blocked list....you are correct! I come with a warning label: I am blunt, sarcastic, dark, honest, cautious and a naturally horny woman, I tend to cuss a lot......consider yourself warned! Oh yeah and if you couldn't tell by my pictures on my profile, i'm a fat chick.....if you don't like that....stay the hell away! i am who I am and unless you're funding me, fucking me or feeding me i'm not gonna lose any sleep when i block you!

My Ideal Person i'm married to him

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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