Before we go any further, yes, I'm a total sucker for comics, anime, genre films, and pretty much anything geek and pop culture-related. But to all the would-be catphishers out there who think this means I'm some dumb nerd who still lives in my parents' basement and that I'll be an easy mark, let me just say this...GO AWAY!!! I know all the tricks, I'm at least 3 1/2 feet smarter than you could ever HOPE to be, and I don't fall for ANY of them! SO DON'T WASTE MY TIME!!! There. I said it. I feel better. Now...with that out of the way... I suppose you could say I'm of two minds on my reasons for being here. And those minds are completely dependent on distance. On the one hand, if you're long-distance, I'm always up for some dirty chats, online fun or even phone sex. I want to hear you cum, over and over and over. If this tickles your fancy, let me know. I'm sure we can give each other plenty of satisfaction. ^_^ On the other hand, if you live close to home, the approach there has to be a little different. Don't get me wrong, we can still talk sex all the live-long day. But if you're looking for a FWB, the "Friends" part has to come before the "Benefits". I want us to get to know each other, see if we share some similar interests and establish a bond of trust. But I also want to know how you feel about sex and that, first and foremost, you want us both to enjoy it and you're not just out for yourself. And if friendship grows into something more, so much the better. So I guess the real question to anyone who sees my Profile is, what's the lady's pleasure? If you live away and are just looking for someone to get off with, then we can do it through chat or over the phone and indulge in that fantasy. I've enjoyed it before and I would love to hear you enjoying it, too. But if you live close to home, let's take the time to get to know each other. I think you'll find it well worth the effort.

My Ideal Person Again, that depends on what your situation. When it comes to long-distance chatting and phone sex, beyond the usual requirements of someone who's respectful and respectable, I'm looking for a woman who's comfortable with her sexuality, is horny as hell and not ashamed to admit it. A woman who's comfortable telling me me what fantasies make her want to stay up all night, playing with herself. Don't worry, you'll find I'm trustworthy friend and very discreet. ^_^

Oh, but...please be single. I'm sorry if you're having drama at home, but throwing a complete stranger into the mix isn't going to help anyone in the end. And if you happen to have one of those "open" relationships, don't get me wrong, I'm happy that you're happy. But it's just not my thing.

For anyone in my immediate area, again, I'd be looking for someone who's respectful and respectable, who isn't into drugs and preferably a non-smoker (I don't drink either, but if she wants to, it's fine, in small doses). But tell me what you're looking for and let's take the time to get to become friends and learn more about each other. If the friendship blossoms into love, that would be nice, too.

I do have one unshakeable request, however, and I cannot stress it enough. If you're looking for a serious LTR, PLEASE-BE-SOMEONE-CLOSE-TO-HOME. Don't message me from long-distance and try to convince me, "Oh, but we can make it if we really try, Baby". Guess what? I've thought that twice before, and both times, it didn't work. I'm not going down that road again.

It's a deal-breaker, ladies. If you're getting in touch with me from across the country or abroad, then I'm more than willing to be an online/phone-in FWB. I would be a fantastic online/phone-in FWB. I'll be perfectly discreet and we'll have a lot of fun. But that's only while we're looking for soul mates elsewhere. If I'm going to try for a SERIOUS relationship, I NEED something TANGIBLE.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Receiving Oral Sex, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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