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Funny Monday!
Posted:Nov 12, 2018 10:59 am
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2018 11:15 am
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Why do I associate politics with Mondays?
I don't know but Mondays for some reason brings out the humor and the weird!


Do you think most bloggers on this site are just full of hot air?
On Mondays, I am lucky if I pass gas successfully!
How about you?



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What women think about on Mondays!
Posted:Nov 12, 2018 10:58 am
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2018 11:27 am
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What women think about on Mondays!



Women think about food on Mondays and passing gas at 24hourfitness when they are alone in the spa!


Women think about going on a sex vacation with someone else not you!


What do you think about on Mondays?
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Get Her Done - Three Holes On Monday!
Posted:Nov 12, 2018 10:56 am
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2018 11:47 am
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Get Her Done - Three Holes On Monday!


Do you prefer a BJ on Mondays?



Do you prefer a straight fuck?


Or, do you prefer anal?


Get Her Done - Three Holes On Monday!
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Funny Sunday!
Posted:Nov 11, 2018 8:51 pm
Last Updated:Nov 11, 2018 9:07 pm
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Read man,




Plow man,







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Like Father Like Son A Fuck Man!
Posted:Nov 11, 2018 8:37 pm
Last Updated:Nov 11, 2018 8:45 pm
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Like Father Like Son A Fuck Man!


My father was a fuck man!



I am just like my dad!


Just doing my genes!


Like Father Like Son A Fuck Man!
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Three is better than two even on Sunday!
Posted:Nov 11, 2018 8:00 pm
Last Updated:Nov 11, 2018 8:29 pm
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Three is better than two even on Sunday!


Two hot lips and one hard cock!



Four tits and and one hard cock!






Three is better than two even on Sunday!
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Funny Friday!
Posted:Nov 9, 2018 4:58 pm
Last Updated:Nov 9, 2018 5:13 pm
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Girl play Friday!
Posted:Nov 9, 2018 4:49 pm
Last Updated:Nov 9, 2018 5:22 pm
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Girl play Friday!


Do you like to watch women playing?



I do!


Strap-on and go!


Girl play Friday!
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Fish Net Friday!
Posted:Nov 9, 2018 4:48 pm
Last Updated:Nov 10, 2018 4:54 pm
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Fish Net Friday!












Fish Net Friday!
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Funny Wednesday - “Are my testicles black?”
Posted:Nov 7, 2018 3:02 am
Last Updated:Nov 7, 2018 3:13 am
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One morning while his wife was making breakfast, a man walked up to her and gave her a healthy pinch on her butt.
He said to her, "If you firmed up your butt we could get rid of your girdle."
The wife was angry but said nothing. The next morning her husband pinched her breast and said, "If you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."
The wife grabbed her husband's penis and replied, "and if you firmed this up we could get rid of the mailman, the gardener, the pool man, and your brother!"



A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church.
The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."
The couple agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.
The pastor asked them, "Well, were you able to get through the two weeks without being intimate?"
"Pastor, I'm afraid we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied.
"What happened?" inquired the pastor.
"My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was over come with lust and took advantage of her right there."
"You understand, of course, that this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor.
"That's okay," said the young man.
"We're not welcome at the grocery store anymore either."


A Male patient just recovered successfully from a sex threatening health attack.
He was wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and laying on hospital bed.
An young nurse came to cleanse his body with sponge.
The patient mumbled, “Are my testicles black?”
Nurse replied, “I don’t know Sir, I am just setting you clean”
The patient repeated again, “Are my testicles black?”
Nurse was quite embarrassed to answer the question and said “Sir everything should be OK”
The patient just kept on asking again and again, “Are my testicles black?”
Nurse could not bear a patient concerned so much.
So she raised his gown, moved her hand to find and grab his penis and testicle, moved it all around, checked very closely and suddenly man ejaculated on nurse’s hand.
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, embarrassed at the fiasco says loudly enough, “Ma’am, Thanks but I still need to know 'Are my tests results back?’”



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Release your tension with an orgasm this day!
Posted:Nov 7, 2018 2:34 am
Last Updated:Nov 7, 2018 3:01 am
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Release your tension with an orgasm this day!


How oftern each day do you need to release tension?



I love to release my tension!


Sometimes my wife invites one of your hot girlfriends to join in on relieving my tension. It is the best!


Release your tension with an orgasm this day!
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Happy Hump Day - When she gets the fire started!
Posted:Nov 7, 2018 2:28 am
Last Updated:Nov 7, 2018 2:56 am
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Happy Hump Day - When she gets the fire started!


If find that when she starts the fire, the fire burns hotter and longer!



I usually put the fire out with an orgasm!


I hope you hump day Wednesday burns hot for you!


Happy Hump Day - When she gets the fire started!
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Funny Tuesday - Snowbound!
Posted:Nov 6, 2018 7:06 am
Last Updated:Nov 6, 2018 4:39 pm
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Snowbound
Two men , Rick and Dave, go on a skiing trip and get caught in a blizzard. They pull into a farm and ask the lady of the house, a good-looking widow , if they can sleep on her couch. She agrees and they turn in for the night. Next morning they go on their way and enjoy a weekend of skiing. A few months later, Rick gets a letter from the widow’s lawyer . He says to Dave, “You remember that good-looking widow we met on our skiing vacation?” “Yes,” says Dave. “In the middle of the night, did you go up to her room and have sex with her?” asks Rick. “Yes,” admits Dave, a little embarrassed. “I see,” says Rick. “And when you had sex did you happen to use my name instead of yours?” Dave’s face turns red. “Yeah, sorry,” he says. “I’m afraid I did.” “Well,” says Rick. “You must have been damn good. She’s just died and left everything to me.”




Paying The Price
William and Mildred decided to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. William went to the front desk to check them in while Mildred stayed with the car. As he was leaving the lobby, a young woman dressed in a very short skirt introduced herself as Candie. William brushed her off. When William and Mildred got to their room, he told her that he'd been approached by a prostitute. "I don't believe you," laughed Mildred. "I'll prove it," said William. He called down to the desk and asked for Candie to come to room 1217. "Now," he said to his wife, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us." Soon, there was a knock on the door. Candie walked in, swirling her hips provocatively. "So, I see you're interested after all," she said. William asked, "How much do you charge?" " $125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services." William was taken aback. "$125! I was thinking more in the range of $25." Candie laughed. "You must really be an old-timer if you think you can buy sex for that price." "Well," said William, "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye." After she left, Mildred came out of the bathroom. "I just can't believe it." William said, "Let's go have a drink and forget it." Back downstairs at the bar, the old couple sipped their cocktails. Candie came up behind William, pointed at Mildred, and said, "See what you get for $25?"


Bus Ride
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.



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