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Thank God it's Fucking Friday  

secret_lade 49F
14389 posts
5/7/2021 2:55 pm
Thank God it's Fucking Friday


You know it's been a hell of a week when you get dive-bombed by a bird on the way to your car.

Holy shit!

If I didn't know any better, I'd say part of his beak is still embedded in my scalp!

Let's add that one to the list of things NOT to do....

I'll admit, the ole self-esteem took a giant hit.

What on earth could have been the motive for that???

Does my hair like a fucking bird nest? Why would a bird nest be moving across the parking lot if it were??

Do I now have an irrational fear of birds???

time will tell....

For now, I'll just be thankful it's Friday!

69ereatwetpussy 61M
6774 posts
5/9/2021 6:13 pm

I enjoy different things and tat sound sweet and dark
I go to a local bar in NJ that brew their own beer. I was enjoy an Amber Ale one after another I phoned home and said Avenal Amber Ale the wife said what I repeated it and said that is the name of our next dog and it was. she was the best golden reteiver any one could very ask for RIP Amber they still brew the beer but have renamed it for a person the past away.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/9/2021 4:22 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    I'm guessing that a certain Hitchcock movie isn't one you'll be watching any time soon
Ha ha ha ha Good lord no!!


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
5/8/2021 1:36 pm

I'm guessing that a certain Hitchcock movie isn't one you'll be watching any time soon


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/8/2021 12:30 am

    Quoting Ultraviolet_Sol:
    There are quite a few birds around here. There is a breezeway between the garage and door of my house and a bird has a nest there. The bird is quite vigilant but not aggressive. There are also two morning doves that like to plop on the ground around the yard. And of course a pair of cardinals.

    It was misguided of course but I think the bird was just expressing his love for you... You know everyone loves you.
Not everyone loves me.... There are a couple of people on third shift that bona fide can't stand me. I'm not sure what I did, since I've never even talked to either of them, but they do.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/8/2021 12:18 am

    Quoting pytimesx:
    You got the beak, I got the dead bird...
    And he was a smartass about it ! but then so was I . . .
    Hawk perched on the roof edge over the office door - holding prey in his talon
    I looked up and said (yes in a midwest tone lol ) 'don't shit on my landing' . . .
    Took a couple of steps towards the door and that jackass dropped his prey on my head !
    I shit you not
Omg!! What's up with these birds?!? It's like they're staying a coup!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/8/2021 12:17 am

    Quoting 69ereatwetpussy:
    yes its mating season for many birds
    he wanted a little head lolololol
    just when you thought the week end on a high note
    with your neighbors leaving bird troubles.
    i agree a few beers and relax.
    enjoy your piece and quite.
One of our local breweries just put out a blueberry creme ale... Bought some tonight. Just what I needed! Yummo!!!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/8/2021 12:12 am

    Quoting TicklePlease:
    lol, ok recently I saw an edited version of The Birds... but the birds had been edited out and the people just looked like they were completely spastic.... I laughed WAY more than I should have!!

    I'm betting there was a nest nearby for you tho. Our local library used to have a barn swallow nest near the door and for a few weeks every summer all the patrons would have to run the diving bird gauntlet!
Oh, could be.... There are giant letters on the outside of the building near where I was. It's very possible there may be a next hidden in them. Yikes!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/8/2021 12:08 am

    Quoting lust4life59:
    Sounds like a blue jay,, they're aggressive and mean, especially if they feel you might b threateing their nest.
I didn't see the bird, it flew down from the roof and flew back.... By the time I felt safe to look up it was almost out of sight. It scared the crap out of me.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/8/2021 12:04 am

Happy Friday indeed!


Ultraviolet_Sol 43M
622 posts
5/7/2021 8:03 pm

There are quite a few birds around here. There is a breezeway between the garage and door of my house and a bird has a nest there. The bird is quite vigilant but not aggressive. There are also two morning doves that like to plop on the ground around the yard. And of course a pair of cardinals.

It was misguided of course but I think the bird was just expressing his love for you... You know everyone loves you.

*. *. *


pytimesx 64M
988 posts
5/7/2021 6:15 pm

You got the beak, I got the dead bird...
And he was a smartass about it ! but then so was I . . .
Hawk perched on the roof edge over the office door - holding prey in his talon
I looked up and said (yes in a midwest tone lol ) 'don't shit on my landing' . . .
Took a couple of steps towards the door and that jackass dropped his prey on my head !
I shit you not


69ereatwetpussy 61M
6774 posts
5/7/2021 5:45 pm

yes its mating season for many birds
he wanted a little head lolololol
just when you thought the week end on a high note
with your neighbors leaving bird troubles.
i agree a few beers and relax.
enjoy your piece and quite.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/7/2021 4:37 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Sounds like my week, thank God it's over!!
Tell me about it! I see a few beers and a weekend in my jammies in my future.


TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
5/7/2021 4:29 pm

lol, ok recently I saw an edited version of The Birds... but the birds had been edited out and the people just looked like they were completely spastic.... I laughed WAY more than I should have!!

I'm betting there was a nest nearby for you tho. Our local library used to have a barn swallow nest near the door and for a few weeks every summer all the patrons would have to run the diving bird gauntlet!


lust4life59 65F  
2552 posts
5/7/2021 4:16 pm

Sounds like a blue jay,, they're aggressive and mean, especially if they feel you might b threateing their nest.


benard69 66M/66F  

5/7/2021 4:07 pm

Happy Friday...


mc_justmc 63M

5/7/2021 3:50 pm

Sounds like my week, thank God it's over!!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/7/2021 3:49 pm

    Quoting coolpoolguy3:
    Yikes! Sounds like a Hitchcock movie. Geez, I hope your weekend goes better.
Me too!


coolpoolguy3 57M
3357 posts
5/7/2021 3:36 pm

Yikes! Sounds like a Hitchcock movie. Geez, I hope your weekend goes better.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/7/2021 2:56 pm

You know it's been a hell of a week when you get dive-bombed by a bird on the way to your car.

Holy shit!

If I didn't know any better, I'd say part of his beak is still embedded in my scalp!

Let's add that one to the list of things NOT to do....

I'll admit, the ole self-esteem took a giant hit.

What on earth could have been the motive for that???

Does my hair look like a fucking bird nest? And, why would a bird nest be moving across the parking lot if it were??

Do I now have an irrational fear of birds???

Only time will tell....

For now, I'll just be thankful it's Friday!


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